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'I could eat you.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.