Small Prankster Pillows

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I could eat you.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Clown Skis.