Petty Prankster Pillows

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"We've invented a new word!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."