Thrifty Prankster Pillows

Thrift: 'Instead of a 20 million euro ransom, we're demanding just 19 million!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"We've invented a new word!"

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Stupid Cupid.