Thrifty Prankster Prints

Thrift: 'Instead of a 20 million euro ransom, we're demanding just 19 million!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"We've invented a new word!"

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.