Gentle Prankster Prints

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I could eat you.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

Stupid Cupid.