Cheery Prankster Prints

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"We've invented a new word!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Stupid Cupid.