Peaceful Prankster Prints

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Crackpot watches while nude women catfight.

'First, let's meditate... then, we'll discuss whacking your adversary.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Late Night Buddha Call.

'D'you know what I miss most - senseless violence.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Clown Skis.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'