Peaceful Prankster Gifts

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

Crackpot watches while nude women catfight.

'First, let's meditate... then, we'll discuss whacking your adversary.'

Dinner Gong in a Silent Monastery

Late Night Buddha Call.

'D'you know what I miss most - senseless violence.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'