Petty Prankster Gifts

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I did it all from memory.'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'