Little Prankster Gifts

'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

'Reflexes normal.'

"They put high-tech security cameras on all the buses. Now I have to be good. I never thought technology would turn on me."

"Did you say girl cheese sandwiches? Why can't I have a boy cheese sandwich?"

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"No more tickling Daddy for awhile, 'kay Puddin?'"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I don't know where he puts it all."

Planet Childhood: Food that kids really want I'll have the snot.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

"I'd like a second opinion...for the frog in my pocket."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'Outside with that!'

'And Jake,don't forget it's your turn to take the rubbish bin out tonight.' 'AHH,mannn!' (frame 2) 'A table for TWO,thanks!' An unhappy kid has to take a rubbish bin to a resturant

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

Kid, you can't go taking credit cards and identities. It's stealing. Just the same as if you stole something from a store. Yes sir. I want to be a good person. I won't do it anymore. And no freezing my assets. You're no fun at all.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler