Young Prankster Gifts

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The head of the house is out, but I can handle any crank calls.'

Boy on computer finds the devil on his screen

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Court's in recess!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!