Little Prankster Pillows

'And just what type of sensitive material could a second grader have that makes him want a paper shredder for his birthday?'

'I'm afraid releasing that information would not be in the public interest.'

'Reflexes normal.'

"They put high-tech security cameras on all the buses. Now I have to be good. I never thought technology would turn on me."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"I don't know where he puts it all."

Planet Childhood: Food that kids really want I'll have the snot.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

Glazier, did you know that one tube of this sticky stuff reaches all the way to my bedroom and back again?

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

"I think we can stop worrying about his bed wetting!"

"I'd like a second opinion...for the frog in my pocket."

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

'Outside with that!'

'And Jake,don't forget it's your turn to take the rubbish bin out tonight.' 'AHH,mannn!' (frame 2) 'A table for TWO,thanks!' An unhappy kid has to take a rubbish bin to a resturant

"All you said was for me to go to my room and clean. Since you weren't specific, I cleaned my computer's hard drive."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.