Cute Prankster Pillows

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Diving Cat.

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"We've invented a new word!"

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."