Mini Prankster Gifts

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Well, Mom...today I learned what WON'T flush!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Hair Crop Circle

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy rolled into a snowball

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?