It Prankster Gifts

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Hello, my boy. Oh, no. You've got that happy look. I solved our tech-support problem. When a customer has a computer problem, we'll do what other companies do. We'll outsource. Out of the country? Too expensive. Out of the species. Tech support.

'I'm going to have to let you go. Even though you're one of the best computer programmers we've ever had, we just can't tolerate you eating the other employees.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hair Crop Circle

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"My homework ate my dog."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Oh Hi!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."