Internet Prankster Gifts

'A friend has added you on FaceBoo.'

Download Complete.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"I didn't go to college. I save a lot of time and money by simply printing out degrees off the Internet."

Computer hackers' club - 'gone phishing'.

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

"I knew it! I knew he was the anonymous troll barking all over my timeline!"

Dennis the Cyber Menace

"I do most of my work online these days."

"Look! He slamming us on Yelp! Beat him to the punch and troll him on Twitter!"

Guess your passwords - $10

Trolling

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

Rabbit Hackers

'Robespierre hacked my website again!'

"Kevin decided it was time to bring ramraiding into the online shopping age."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

I've edited our Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. Tap tap tap tap tap tap. I could not care less. Now whenever anyone searches for "Sadie Cohen" … they'll find that your personal hygiene leaves a lot to be desired … and that you're the world's first successfully-bred human-wildebeest hybrid. I was wrong. I could care less.

I just edited your Wikipedia entry. I still have no idea what that means. Tap tap tap tap tap. It means you're now the longtime mistress of Donald Trump. At least, you were

I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press. Whatever, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. You're now the world's foremost authority on turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays. No one'll believe that. Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan. There is no "Crushistan." I've written a Wikipedia ent

A bowl of prianhas? Yeah, I ordered them from Amazon!

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!