Online Pranksters Gifts

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Youtube ghost videos...