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"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Spam.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'