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"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

"You're a genius, Kevin, how many times is it now that you've sold our boomerang on Ebay?"

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

Tartar sauce.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"I think we both know who did it...."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows