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"I want to be a spam master when I grow up. You'll find a sample of my work on your computer."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

'Your loyalty to the company is exemplary, Potter, but we'll have to let you go if you can't stop chewing up the conference room furniture!'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Youtube ghost videos...

"Take off your mailman's uniform before you return home. We have a new dog."

Spam.

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."