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Computer Hackers Club

Malware was hacked

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"You've got pie."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"I think we've been hacked, Dorothy!"

'It's a very powerful T.V. remote. I like changing channel from work, just to annoy the wife.'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'You've certainly got some unique career goals: to break into the computer systems of the Department of Defense, the CIA, and Bank of America.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

A mouse hacks into a cats computer.

"Press any key to continue."

'Of course your computer overheated. You spell checked a text message!'

'Hi, I'm talking into my hand to see if anyone notices.'

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

'Now that we've broken both the Pentagon's and Domino's passwords, we can order our pizzas be delivered in tanks.'

'See, it has remote control.'

'Uh ho Davey, I've just gained access to Santa's 'naughty boy file' and guess who's top of the list?'

'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'

"Ms. Lemming, the class has match-mated you on the internet for 17 dates next week."

"I didn't copy off Johnny's test paper. I got all I needed by hacking his phone!"

Putting bubble gum in her hair was bad enough...but your drone?

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

"I love butt-dialing as a practical joke. It drives him crazy!"

"Let's see if we can't scatter the trash all over his desktop."

'When machines get religion.'

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

'Take it easy, pal - I'm just here for your hard drive.'

'A kid from Iowa has broken into our system amd given every Iowan a 10-thousand dollar refund!'

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

Convert your 13-inch monitor into a 17-inch monitor in one easy step.

'Get a good education, than rob 'em electronically.'

Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum!

"Stop moving, you fool!"