Tech Prank Enthusiast Gifts

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"You are still here."

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Computer operator welding machine.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"We've run all the technical stuff and found the cause of the funny sound coming from your computer."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

Robot Robber

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"When they said I'd been replaced by A.I. I'd imagined something more SOPHISTICATED!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Worm Virus - Something horny worms are at greater risk of contracting if they choose to solicit the company of worm-whores without protection.

Spam.

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."