Digital Prank Lover Gifts

"I hacked into your bank account to steal your money. But after seeing how much you had, I felt compelled to give you money."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Computer operator welding machine.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

We're With Stupid

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'I never believed in spanking children - until today!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Clown Watercooler

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"Happy birthday!"

Newest items from the cooler image

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Spam.

'It's the simple things.'