Polite Prankster Pillows

My cell phone minutes don't roll over and I don't want to waste them. That's why I'm dialling random numbers and wishing everyone a good day.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"We've invented a new word!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Stupid Cupid.