Prankster With A Heart Gifts

'...Psst...heel...heel Ben, psst...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"This will be hilarious!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."