Prankster At Heart Gifts

Bunny ears by a rabbit.

'I'd put those clocks and watches back now, if I were you!'

"April Fool's on her!"

When Ghosts Use their Boo Tooths.

Interviewer reads Clown's CV and a custard pie pops out.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

'Once in a while - pretend like you hear something they don't. It drives them crazy!'

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Fire Alarm: This won't get you out of the 2:00 test, Billy! - Ms. Jones

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Before you 'hop-off'... you left your false leg on the 'plane, sir!'

"He's trying to fool google earth into thinking we've got a pool."

'Officer Root will never believe the car was stolen. He knows we have four teenagers'

"Well, here we are. If you need anything, just ring."

A lucky bloke finds a winning lottery ticket, just as a meteor is about to hit him - 'Wow, a winning lottery ticket! What are the odds?'

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Not funny!'

Seconds before a provoked shark attack.

"And don't think I can't see you back there, Michelangelo!"

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'That was a good ruse your grandad came up with putting it about we are nocturnal, we never get bothered 9-5.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"He's having a bad hare day."

Echo in the hippo.

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

"If we're to have a serious relationship Nigel, you must stop ringing my bell and running away."

"For the millionth time, I am not going to 'smell your finger'."

Great news, Mrs. Cohen. Screw off, geek boy. Remember that video I took of you screaming? Well I loaded it on to Youtube. You're one of the day's most watched videos. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

Sandwich Fail

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I thought you said Dad could sleep through anything."

"...From what appears to be a self-inflicted slingshot wound."

Pranking Zombies

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.