Prankster In Training Gifts

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Poisson d'Avril!

WHO THREW THAT?

"Do you really think this will work?"

"I swear! As soon as she saw me, she jumped onto a chair and started screaming! It was hilarious..."

"Gracie, are you wearing just one shoe? My great tia Cecilia always said that was bad luck...and the only way to fix it was to scrub the bathroom spotless."

"Think about it, you already look like a duck: If I can teach you to quack like a duck, we'll be able to carry out serious pranks!"

High School Science Project Competition

"We've been up here for two weeks, and NOW you choose to tell me about the urine pipe attachment?"

"Now let's go to EACH OTHER'S mom to get washed and see what happens."

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'Now, cut that out!'

"Did you see my ball come over dear?"

'Kids!!!'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'An email blast has coverage, but blowdarts have coverage.'

'Quit playing around!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'