Pranksters-in-training Gifts

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Poisson d'Avril!

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'