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"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Poisson d'Avril!

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Children in a Nursery.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."