Theatrical Prankster Gifts

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Teddy Time Bears

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.