Musical Prankster Gifts

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

Trombone Practical Jokes

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Music class room. Boy says to teacher: 'Why can't we pass notes? This is music class.'

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

'Don't tell me! You enjoyed the lullaby!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Trombone player.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

Me, playing the violin

Flautist

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Cat Burglar Meets Cat Bugler

"Really? And all this time I thought that was our song."

Piano Removers.

Musician filling a hot air balloon.

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Man thinks he's being held up by a guitar a bus stop.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'He puts them on hold so he can do background music.'

Dynamite little combo

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post