Piano Prankster Gifts

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Who threw that?'

Pianist Fraud

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Melody Cockroach.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!