Percussion Prankster Gifts

Timpani for the devil

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

I love my Timpani

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Resourceful toddler

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Jazz is Invented

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Chano Pozo,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dynamite little combo

"The Just Me Band"

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Timpani.

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'