Percussion Prankster Pillows

Timpani for the devil

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Marimba

I love my Timpani

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Jazz is Invented

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Resourceful toddler

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Dynamite little combo

"The Just Me Band"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

Timpani.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears