Piano Prankster Pillows

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Who threw that?'

Pianist Fraud

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Melody Cockroach.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'