Podium Prankster Gifts

'Talk about budget cuts...mine's made of chocolate!'

Skiers

Bahrain F1

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

Dynamite little combo

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Jungle Games

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

'Let me present today's speaker.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Wolfgang! Playing air violin is not practicing!'

At night - snake charmer.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Woman plays a cello with a cuckoo peaking out the back.

Melody Cockroach.

History's First Prop Gag

Timpani for the devil

'Me, a duck hunter? Shucks, no, I'm a musician. Wanna hear me play 'Swannee River' on my duck caller?'

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

Bowled out.

Pianist Fraud