Podium Poser Gifts

Photo Opportunity

An official making a speech at a press conference.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Bahrain F1

Champion.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Skiers

Everest summit queue...

'The following speaker was scheduled to give his talk last week, but needed more time to prepare his impromptu speech.'

"You have Tech-neck."

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Gymnastic Winner.

Boris Johnson Loses

"What's next?"

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

Selfie