Podium Admirer Gifts

'Hop, skip & lump championships.'

'World's HEAVIEST Man'

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

Alien David statue

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Taking a peek at the audience

Rodin's Thinker.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Frizzbee statue.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

First Prize!

Jungle Games

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Statue of Liberty

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Champions biting their medals

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

Hares looking at Euclid

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Edvard Grieg.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Loser's Podium.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Why so stony-faced?'

'Can he play anything else besides 'Kitten on the Keys'?'

Easter Island Model