Podium Lovers Gifts

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

1 2 3

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Bahrain F1

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Champion.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Skiers

Golden Egg.

Dyslexic Olympics.

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

Boris Johnson Loses

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Sanna Marin party

"What's next?"

Winner Celebrating with Champagne