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"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

First Prize!

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Champions biting their medals

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Loser's Podium.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Bahrain F1

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Champion.

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Skiers

Dyslexic Olympics.

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

"What's next?"

Sanna Marin party

Boris Johnson Loses

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'