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'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

First Prize!

Jungle Games

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Fan-Centric Stadium

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Champions biting their medals

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

Eight puns

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Champion.

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'