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Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

First Prize!

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Champions biting their medals

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Physicist in restaurant.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Bernard Hinault

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

Dyslexic Olympics.

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Gymnastic Winner.

Sanna Marin party