Podium Achiever Prints

Winner Celebrating with Champagne

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

First Prize!

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Jungle Games

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Champions biting their medals

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"But seriously, medal of honor from the Academy of Sciences aside, who are you?"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

1 2 3

Physicist in restaurant.

Bernard Hinault

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

'And this one is for getting them to every one of their practice sessions in the 2008 season.'

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

"Feel free to use it. It's an emergency escape hatch if you say something controversial."

Dyslexic Olympics.

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

"His acceptance speech was only 140 characterslong."

'Thank you for that kind introduction, Ed, but frankly, I would've liked a little further ado.'

'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'

"This is our new 'winning isn't everything' approach."

Ryan Bayley

Gymnastic Winner.