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Even up

Dyslexic Olympics.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

First Prize!

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

I love Marimba

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Football Crazy.

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

The battle of the pianos.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

"Now you can send it."

'... And now I shall pass you over to tonight's speaker who will give a brief summary of my introduction.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'