Piano Perfectionist T-Shirts

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

'My mother would be really mad at me if I didn't practice the piano every day!'

Kicking Out The Jams On A Friday Night With The Sisters Of Doo-Wop

"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."

Pianist bowing with his piano.

Piano Tuners. You broke a wire. That'll cost you a c-note!

The battle of the pianos.

I'm #1 written on top of piano.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Pianist

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bullseye!

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Perfection

I love Marimba

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Santa's Out Tray.

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'