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Metronome - 'Stop trying to funk it up.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

Bullseye!

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Perfection

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

I love Marimba

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

Football Crazy.

"You're welcome."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

The battle of the pianos.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

"Page 33, line 4..."