Musical Precisionist T-Shirts

Harpist shooting at target

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

I love Marimba

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

When pedants take a break.

Ski-ball.

The battle of the pianos.

Snooker.

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

Decorating a column.

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Hell on trio island

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'We've lost the will to go on with our play! Is there a motivational speaker in the house?'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"