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The perfectionist.

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Perfection

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Snooker.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

That still leaves you with �17 - I better work this out again.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."