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'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Ski-ball.

Snooker.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'