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'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Bullseye!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

The perfectionist.

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Snooker.

Ski-ball.

Efficiency Expert 'Back in 7 mins 35 secs'

'A stitch in time saves a malpractice suit.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Let the profit-making begin!

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Pete's coffee shop? I'm calling from precision Labs. Please send over a chocolate muffin and a large container of coffee with 4.7 sugar and 12.2 cream.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

"Physics is an exact science. There's no room for anything else."

'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'

That's what I call attention to detail!

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'